I really have felt like all of the games of connect four I've won this year were in preparation for this connect sixteen tournament I signed up for. I know I only played four games, but I felt like I was calculating and decisive, I beat me fair and sqaure.
Maybe the most difficult part of hosting your own connect 16 tournament is the fact that no matter how many times I win, Alex Trebeck still won't adopt me. I even sent him my entire collection of pogs and I ordered us matching hip receptacles. Most folks call them fanny packs, but really who doesn't want to be hip and receptive? I like to think Alex has all the secret answers in his pack. Like, "what is infinity hugs for a trillion trillion!?", or my favorite, "What is hashtag hashtag?"
No one knows. No one. Knows.
