So as I may now well realize, writing this blog to me from me and then reading and responding to it myself was a sage hirsuit. It was a bit harry figuring out all of these smashy keys and when to press what, or when not to mark your computer wild dingo style so blood hounds can find it if it ever turns into a robot like on transformers. Never the less, I am here. I did not let me down. Not today self. I'm writing a blog to me and it's going to be awkward as hell.
This vector graph shows the inverse relationship of body image to vector graphs. Initially thought to be an old wives tale or "unscientific model that inaccurately demonstrates correlation and etymology of body dysmorphia in digital representations of casucasians presenting with congenital lack of face holes and propensity to morph into extraterrestrial hell hound". (as featured on the cover of Oprah's underground zine)
As I am already well aware, the picture above is of me and my some lady that stole a lot my socks for four years. This picture was taken in Chili in 1978 after climbing to the top of a large hill to dynamite fish for llamas. The guy to the left of my collar is George Clooney, or was it Clinton? Yes, George Clinton, you can tell by the groupies standing just out of frame.
EXACTLY ....
Next is a really weird photo of a tomato slice. I tried to draw a mosquito on it and sell it as an original photo from the 1990's talkie Jurassic Park.
This is good, really good content. WAY TO GO! ONE MORE LAP!
This is one of the more disturbing things I have witnessed in Tulsa. Anyone with common sense should be able to relate at the disgust and anger I felt when I observed this injustice. The ADA has been extraordinarily clear about the rise/run requirements of accessible ramps and that building in the background clearly has violated the 1:12 ration. That's not safe for grandma or anyone needing an assistive device for community ambulation. Don't believe me, then I can go look at this website. http://www.disabilitysystems.com/ramps/ramp-guide.html
Someone probably died here, or was abducted and eaten by a zenomorph. I remember when Tulsa had that Casa Bell's place with that phantasmagoria ride and all you can eat sopapias. It's okay self, don't be sad. Remember what Slick Rick said, "Time flies like arrows and fruit flies aren't just baby flies. They are a completely different species and turn into bananas."
"The only sure things in life are awkward public restroom bowel movements that sometimes result in your untimely death and archaic social constructs based on dark aged mentalities from superstitious idealogues." - Owain Yeoman, on the set of the TV series Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles.
Next is one of the FOUR THOUSAND BURST SHOTS I took trying to capture some lighting during one of the govermnent's "thunderstorms". Yeah write. I am, that's why I'm typing. What?
The government also spouts this ridiculous propaganda:
- Cheese comes from milk, but eggs don't.
- The best nintendo game of all time was Little Nemo: The Dream Master.
- It's illegal to explode duck's just for a photo op.
- Never pet a burning dog.
- Taxes
- Voting
I got some breathtaking photos of lightening over Tulsa that evening, but I already saw those pictures. Instead I am going to share this rarely seen photo I took with myself watching the storm.
(not appearing in photo; from left to right- Me, Everyone Else That Isn't Still Invisible From That level 12 arch mage spell I cast earlier.)
Don't forget you have to take out the trash. But not tonight.
and dinner at mom's on thursday- don't mention knife fight from 7th grade that you swore you would never talk about.
Well, my to do list is done and I shared some good memories with me tonight. Can't wait to artz and copy some ideas from some one else. I wonder if you can reverse engineer belly button smells? That's good, I should write that one down. It's so weird to have an art studio but never be able to find a pen when I need it.
FIRST!!!
- Charles Caleb "minus 7 muffins" Burgess (Ghost written by James George and Joe James)